January 31

The day where short people must do everything short people want!

January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.

by Viknetic January 30, 2023

July 31

The smartest kids, to the dumbest. To the best kids!

“Whens your birthday?”

“July 31”

“Is that why you were smart then dumb?”

by Idkska January 19, 2022

May 31

Send soapy titty pic day

Yo it’s may 31st girls have to send soapy titty pics

by Meaty Mike May 31, 2022

May 31

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31

by Bigboyyyyyyyyyiii May 31, 2022

May 31

The day me and my bestie met this is a very special day for me she has been there ever since Thank you for being my friend

Hey Kim
What
It’s May 31

by Luis Mario March 30, 2022

June 31

Sandwich day. In this day you can only eat sandwiches for whole 24 hours

Someone 1: Hey lets buy everything to make sandwiches.
Someone 2: you throwing out party?
Someone 1: no. Tommorow is june 31.
Someone 2: oh right how could i forget that

by Jestem człowiekiem January 3, 2021

March 31

The day mario gets wiped from existance.

Look at the day Sam.

oh.

March 31, the day mario was wiped from existance

Who's mario?

by That one dude you bullied March 31, 2021