October 31

Today is your last day to nut for a whole month

Bob: man i gotta go home.
Jeff: why do you have to go home?
Bob: dude its october 31 the last day to nut before november!
Jeff: oh.

by BallBuster420BlazeIt October 31, 2019

March 31

The famous singer Selena died
It is the day before the next month (April) not many people at born on this day. So if you are um congrats.

“Hey! Today’s March 31”
“Oh hey cool! Tomorrow a new month!”

by Bobthemasterofwords October 27, 2021

October 31

A day known as Halloween. On Halloween kids like to dress up And go house to house collecting candy. 🎃

It’s October 31. it’s Halloween let’s go trick-or-treating

by emercado10 October 29, 2019

May 31

Send soapy titty pic day

Yo it’s may 31st girls have to send soapy titty pics

by Meaty Mike May 31, 2022

June 31

Sandwich day. In this day you can only eat sandwiches for whole 24 hours

Someone 1: Hey lets buy everything to make sandwiches.
Someone 2: you throwing out party?
Someone 1: no. Tommorow is june 31.
Someone 2: oh right how could i forget that

by Jestem człowiekiem January 3, 2021

January 31

The day where short people must do everything short people want!

January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.

by Viknetic January 30, 2023

October 31

Virgin Awareness Day- the day where all virgins are appreciated. If you are a virgin you will be awarded for being a virgin.

“Hey Lucy, it’s October 31, your a virgin...don’t be sad!

by Tea____sister October 29, 2019