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F-35

5th generation multirole stealth aircraft that radiates pure sexual energy as opposed to radar return. The intensity of the erotic and lewd feelings that stir in one’s loins upon sight of it have made it controversial project much like the gay-bomb. Many overstate the cost of an individual F-35 to be as high as $1B per unit (or one-third of a B-2 at current exchange rates). These people are morons. They’re actually around 70 mil. They also come in 3 variants, (4 including the Israeli variant (5 including the submersible variant in current testing) talk about wet and messy)) all the more to suit an individual nation’s tastes in how they like their planefu. (I would absolutely fuck an F-35C right in the VTOL.)
by Most credible defender March 12, 2022
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35 minutes ago

Referring to one's masterplan having already taken effect when another person confronts you about trying to affect the outcome.

Can also be used to quickly prove one's intense intellect and stun foes, or to refuse invitations to do things that are extremely uncool.

Initially coined by Ozymandias of Watchmen, the graphic novel and movie.
Guy: Hey, you wanna go get something to eat?
Guy 2:Nah, I already ate. 35 minutes ago.

Boss: That memo isn't on my desk.
Lowly Corporate Peon: That's a shame, because I turned it in 35 minutes ago.
by thirtyfive March 17, 2009
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I-35 money

Similar to long money. Typically, a longstanding financial empire that has been amassed and eventually passed down from generation to generation. The term "I-35" is symbolic of the length of U.S. interstate that nearly touches the neighboring countries of Mexico and Canada, giving it a near nationwide effect. The Hiton sisters, Ivanka Trump are some examples of beneficiaries of I-35 money.
Paris Hilton, got that I-35 money.

Ivanka Trump, got that I-35 money.

Oprah got that I-35 money.

Bill Gates got that I-35 money.

Warren Buffett got that I-35 money.
by TechieThugg March 12, 2008
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35 anima

When you do something that should be fun and rewarding for everyone, but only one of you get the reward and the rest get something useless, based on the endgame progression system from the video game World of Warcraft.
I slept with my boyfriend and he got off, but all I got was 35 anima.
by Ibuprofenremotecontrol March 2, 2021
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Level 35 Boss

Level 35 boss/ that's how mafia works is the first actual good meme of 2019.

It started when the creators of the mobile game mafia city made advertisements for their game, mostly appearing on such applications like instagram. The short, mostly 30 second clips consisted of really weird, unrealistic, unironically hilarious scenes where people would have a level and name for the level next to their names. They would engage in mostly Illeagal activities such as robbery and would gain levels from their doings. The titles given to them would also change.

The meme grew popular with Slazo's video on the advertisements. It was quickly made into a template, where one figure would have the first title and be on (level 1), another figure will have a different title and a higher level (10, 30) and the last figure would have yet another different title and an even higher level (35, 50, 100). The figures would be, as such, ranked in an ironic way, from least to most in an unknown, but yet somehow hilarious order.
Squidward - Level 1 crook.
Squidward with hair - Level 20 Hitman.
Handsome Squidward- Level 35 boss.
by Уαheց January 5, 2019
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Rule 35

An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.
Jessie searched the internet for hours looking for a pornographic video of a priest inserting a carrot up a man's urethra before he finally invoked rule 35.
by profe October 9, 2007
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Rule 35 motion

Below Statutory Minimum. When acting under Rule 35(b), the court may reduce the sentence to a level below the minimum sentence established by statute.
John's lawyer filed a rule 35 motion due to his corporation with the government
by connierobinsonkc March 21, 2023
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