5th generation multirole stealth aircraft that radiates pure sexual energy as opposed to radar return. The intensity of the erotic and lewd feelings that stir in one’s loins upon sight of it have made it controversial project much like the gay-bomb. Many overstate the cost of an individual F-35 to be as high as $1B per unit (or one-third of a B-2 at current exchange rates). These people are morons. They’re actually around 70 mil. They also come in 3 variants, (4 including the Israeli variant (5 including the submersible variant in current testing) talk about wet and messy)) all the more to suit an individual nation’s tastes in how they like their planefu. (I would absolutely fuck an F-35C right in the VTOL.)
by Most credible defender March 13, 2022
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A 5th generation fighter jet developed by the United States.
Man that car was fast like an F-35
by Wolfieboykaden May 14, 2021
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The F-35 is a jet. Legends say that it is also the wife of another legend called: Sjakieteet. He loves food very much. The F-35 can be used for bombing, shooting bullets, firing rockets and observation. Nobody can fly the F-35 as good as Sjakieteet.
That F-35 is about to bomb the shit out of people.
by Sjakieteet October 24, 2017
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Fast like a nascar.
That f-35 was fast like a nascar!
by mikejonesyee May 28, 2009
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The best money burner machine in the world
Fucking f-35 make murica tax fly away
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Little known secret, Donald Trump publicly told Boeing either you will have this program online by FY 2018. Or I will (and he has that authority) cancel the contract. Any other president would never have done this. Thus making the 45th president not as bad as everyone makes him out to be. I.E save the taxpayers money!
Son: Hey mom hey dad I need more this week I have a girlfriend. Son: hey mom hey dad I need more money I have a car today. Son: Hey mom hey dad I need a new scope for my hunting rifle so I can get a deer half a mile out the factory issue isn't doing it for me. Mom and Dad: what are you the F-35?
by stainless67 March 26, 2022
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