July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

by suga.is.bae August 4, 2021

June 2nd

Get a bf/gf!!!

“Oh ur dating sally”
“Yeh it’s June 2nd”

by Yallimmadicksucker June 2, 2021

september 2nd

the purest soul was born on this day. the most real, beautiful, witty, stylish and loving person i've ever known. i love them, and i wish they knew.

bestie: he was born on September 2nd.
me: i know, he might actually be my soulmate

by stuntgril May 4, 2022

2nd Nature

Something you do so often, Its engraved into your brain.

Guy 1:Ever since I started watching porn as a kid, locking my door when I walk in has become 2nd nature.
Guy 2: Jerry what the fuck? This is your math presentation!

by MrLoomis February 12, 2021

May 2nd

The finest most sexiest bitch to be born was born on this day. A taurus and very understanding, yet stupid and playful.

“God damn I wish I was born on may 2nd like him/her, there fine as fuck..”

by YourmomxXlmao12345 November 23, 2021

2nd of March

Kiss your gf day

2nd of March I will kiss my gf

by Suck lord March 1, 2022

March 2nd

2nd March is the day you have to give someone head.

Yo today is March 2nd, isn't it head day?

by devil_officiall144 March 2, 2022