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Hatchet vs Genitals

the sickest video ever... it features a man cutting his own dick, then possibly the same or different man cutting his balls off with a hatchet... i watched the whole thing... very extreme stuff...
me:(sends hatchet vs genitals link to friend)
friend:what is it?
me:just watch it
friend:oohh hell no.... i couldnt watch the whole thing
me:pussy....
friend: u watched the whole thing?? u got balls dude....
by frankozz January 11, 2008
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Bullshitting Vs Lying

The Bullshitter is indifferent toward truth and falsity.
The Ordinary liar is concerned with truth-values

-Lying and Insincerity by Andreas Stokke
Bullshitting Vs Lying
John: "And then the Romans went and sacked all these cities probably"
Sara: "Yeah probably"

Bob: "Yeah then Harry ate my dog"
Ryan: "Oh damn I believe you"
by UglyBuckle November 3, 2020
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Pico vs uberkids

me checking my browser history: hmm whats this newgrounds one

opens up to pico vs uberkids
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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Paper VS Tree

Jordan: That Noah is such a paper vs tree!
by Noah Trahar April 18, 2018
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unc vs duke

n. the greatest college basketball rivalry. ever. So far, duke has won 5 NCAA championships, while in 2017 UNC won their 6th in 2017. Almost evenly matched in skill, with UNC coming out only slightly on top looking at every game they've played against each other.
fans have been known to actively go to their rivals games solely to cheer on the opposition. In the 2017 NCAA tournament, UNC fans stayed after the UNC game just to cheer on Duke's opposition.

n. one of the hottest college basketball tickets to get. sells out in minutes.
UNC student: Oh! Who's your friend?
Friend: This is ___ and they go to Duke and-
UNC Student: HISSSS
Duke student: HISSSSS

Friend: So what did you do last night?
UNC Student: I camped out in front of the ticket office so I could get a ticket to the UNC vs Duke game 4 years from now.
by shadow-scale June 27, 2017
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Myriad vs Carlile

A true battle of titans,any blows traded by them make the very earth quake, God himself hides because he is scared of these two their power is unrivaled and unequaled when the fight is decided a new king will be crowned and all will tremble in awe
im nervous, myriad and carlile have been getting more and more restless a fight is bound to break out soon the very world will shatter at the first blow may god help us all the myriad vs carlile fight will shape our very earth
by Samir's Shotgun December 10, 2019
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Man vs. Minecraft

A popular Minecraft Role-Play series made by paulsoaresjr, in which he must survive for 14 days in various places in the land of Minecraftia. The show's name is a parody of Man vs. Wild, which, sadly, no longer airs on the Discovery Channel.

Fortunatly, Pablo Punchwood (paulsoaresjr's character) has help from Wilson, his tamed dog. Wilson helps him deal with just about anything except creepers.

The show is NOT a let's play. If there's anything that seems to be done "wrong" in this series, remember that Man vs. Minecraft is a role-play series, and it is not a tutorial.

The show is rated E10+.
Man vs. Minecraft has aired in several places in Minecraftia, such as:
S1 -- The Overworld
S2 -- The Overworld with Mo'Creatures mod
S3 -- The Nether, The Overworld with Goblins! and Hot Air Balloon mods
S4 -- The Twilight Forest with the corresponding mod
S5 -- The Overworld with the UHC mod
by Glflegolas October 17, 2013
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