My word is word

When you use your word and it's word.

'My word is word.'

by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022

My Friday

The last day of a work week or rotation. A poor excuse for lazy people to do nothing, leave early and still get paid. Generally used by people with no work ethic, no motivation, and no self worth.

I'm not doing any of that, it's my friday.

by Thatguyfromu2 January 26, 2022

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017

my king

Title a hererosexual man gives to another

"Cya, my king!"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.

Moons over my hammy and chill?

by Asheanra Calvin-Beasley-Moritz May 10, 2016

speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 29, 2010

in my pants

Black Vulcan's catchphrase.

Pure electricity... in my pants.

by IDONTMIND August 24, 2019