Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024

my bad

used to acknowledge responsibility for a mistake. (Also a phrase my math teacher banned my class from saying)

"Sorry about the confusion. It's my bad"

by Arminkshipper July 22, 2024

Fitz in my bits

when Terry Fitzgerald, aliases Terry Fitz, Terrance Gerald, Ter-bear, Fitty, Ferry Titz, etc. is in, well, your bits!

"Oh... Terry is so hot!"
"I know, I want fitz in my bits!"

by johnny5617 July 24, 2024

my problems were myriad

She was having her period

Man who shall not be named: "My problems were myriad.."
Girl: (sarcastically) "i was having my period..."

by Gay_Closet_Demon July 24, 2024

Unbig my back

When you exercise to lose weight..

I gotta go to the gym to unbig my back

by Chloe Jean July 25, 2024

Unbig my back

When you exercise to lose weight..

I gotta go to the gym to unbig my back

by Chloe Jean July 25, 2024

love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024