Glass dick

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Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!

by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016

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Dick

What you don’t have and what you are.

Hey yo it’s my boy dick.

by datnastymotherfucker October 17, 2019

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Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

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Dick slapped

When you hit a ball really hard in any way.

Man I just dick slapped that ball

by M838 September 11, 2020

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To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

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Mr Big Dick

A Mr big dick is named Josh because Josh’s usually have big dicks… like 6&1/2 to 8in dicks. Not huge like 9 +. But big enough to leave mad inches sticking out to gurls mouth w/ the head at her throat

Damn she sucking on a Mr big dick

by MrGriffdick July 9, 2024

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