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Dirty Dick Water

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When you ring out the sweat from your boxers during a major case of swamp-ass and save it in a vessel.
Man I was at a live show and danced my ass off. My boxers were so saturated with swamp ass I could’ve accumulated an entire Gatorade bottle of ‘Dirty Dick Water’!
by JoelskiJizzle August 31, 2022
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Immaculate Buttception

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Supernaturally having a baby through butt sex.
I ran out of birth control but he was so hot so I only let him do me in the butt but I still got pregnant! It was immaculate buttception!
by JoelskiJizzle April 30, 2020
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Mexican Mud Flap

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When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
by JoelskiJizzle September 9, 2019
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Icing the Log

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When you take a dump and then cum on the turd.
I was at Applebee's last week and took the biggest dump ever.. I was so horny that I then proceeded to rub one out and it glazed the turd perfectly.. Icing the log like a champ!
by JoelskiJizzle May 4, 2017
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