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twat garden

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.
by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018
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Twat

by Mr Hazard January 30, 2020
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Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
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Twat

One who ruins a good time and is always negative. They cant handle their liquor or crazy trips. A name to call someone to stop them from ruining a good time.
Stevie: Oh my god look at that girl puking up her vodka.
Holly: She's such a twat!
by chilllllllllllvibes November 28, 2012
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The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.
I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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Tunnel twats

Bitches that have fucked the same dude
O you fucked Mike? Me too! We're tunnel twats!
by Kccomatt July 17, 2016
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twat stalk

verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.
You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.
by ssmmaasshh July 25, 2012
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