Turtle

I’m doing good, quints are alright

A:how r u, do u like quints?
B:turtle

by Bright&All October 23, 2020

Turtle

A VSCO girls favorite animal

Is that a plastic straw?!?! *slaps plastic straw out of hand* Here you can use my metal one! Save the turtles!!! SKSKSKSK!!

by steppedindogpee November 17, 2019

Turtle

Greazy’s manz. He really loves saag but is extremely whitewashed. He also likes to eat spaghetti in milk. Doesn’t like Greazy back😭🐢

Turtle is gonna give Greazy a g-wagon and turtleinnis

by Gursimran Sandhu January 12, 2023

Turtle

Official term for freshman in highschool hallways;

That group must be turtles because they clearly have no classes to get to!

by coolassmf April 07, 2021

Turtle

Gunnga bot tyrnan

Turtle is fat

by Jo3Ma ma November 27, 2019

Turtle

Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell is a turtle.

by TROLLKING9001 March 12, 2021

turtle

When your penis is scared and shrivels back up into your body in an attempt to save itself. Sometimes if the experience is too terrifying, the penis comes out the anus.

When I found out "she " wasn't a she, my penis went full turtle. I started running but by ass hurt too much.

by Weekly Circumcision November 29, 2016