horny turtle 

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.

Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.

horny turtle by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

flesh turtle 

A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.

It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.

flesh turtle by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018

crack turtle 

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

crack turtle by thepranxter July 31, 2018

skin turtle 

when your penis slides back in to the foreskin of an uncut male.

did you see that cock slide back into his skin turtle.

skin turtle by luluboogy June 16, 2018

To Turtle 

To wander aimlessly, hoping and praying to find a suitable commode to evacuation fecal material that has been inching its way out of the rectum slowly, like a turtle

I had to turtle myself 4 blocks towards the rock n Roll Hall of Fame praying they had a suitable commode.

To Turtle by Mike.moffet November 12, 2018

The turtle gang 

The local soccer club located in sterling commons in Sterling Heights Michigan. These amazing group of soccer players play at local park called dodge park. While everyone wishes they were as good at soccer as all of them.

Man the turtle gang always beats us 3-0 at dodge park.

The turtle gang by The turtle gang December 11, 2018

Sliding Turtle 

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.

Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.

Sliding Turtle by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019