When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.
That Rob was a real turkey holster.
"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
by Garcher April 23, 2022
Get the Turkey Holstermug. A phrase used to describe a really great meal or a phrase used to describe a kind gesture from a friend.
EX 1:
Person 1: Dude I literally just ate a legendary turkey.
EX 2:
Person 1: here’s a water bottle since ya keep stealing mine
Person 1: Dude I literally just ate a legendary turkey.
EX 2:
Person 1: here’s a water bottle since ya keep stealing mine
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 16, 2017
Get the Legendary Turkeymug. by TurkeyRahmen November 21, 2019
Get the Prude as a Turkeymug. Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)
(It's probably more bestiality)
by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014
Get the catching the crazy turkeymug. The act of tickling another males perineum with uncircumcised foreskin (also referred to as covered wagon).
by balsac_hangzlo November 4, 2015
Get the turkey ticklemug. When you take your roaches put them in a paper and ball the paper up, with a stem. This resembles a turkey leg.
by Moan. November 8, 2020
Get the Turkey Legmug. An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
Get the Slim Stringed Turkeymug.