Turkey-O

A person who lacks the will, motivation, desire, and/or ability to cook. They then resort to purchasing unhealthy fast food for every meal of their lives. The outcome of such life impacts their health and physical appearance resembling a thanksgiving turkey and the circle shape.

I can’t eat out again, I don’t want to turn into a Turkey-O.

by RealTalksHurtYourEgo July 17, 2020

turkey turner

(noun) anything in the kitchen that your not quite sure what it's name is until you find out/ those giant plastic spork looking things.

will you please hand me that turkey turner

by Xupack007 June 23, 2013

Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up their rides with all types of holiday gear and deploys drops across LA County.

Yo FFX called me and they are fucked, call the Turkey Train!!

by Gugugu420 November 23, 2021

Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up and rolls out carrying mass amounts of holiday products.

Hey DSL don’t worry about the shorts the Turkey Train is coming!

by Gugugu420 November 23, 2021

Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 09, 2023

Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

by Four-eyes-no-more-lol November 26, 2008

Stuff the Turkey

When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.

“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”

by Grapefruit Style November 10, 2017