A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 14, 2015
Get the Uncle Bobmug. An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.
The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.
The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.
Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.
by Meeron February 20, 2011
Get the The Uncle Patmug. A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.
by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024
Get the An Uncle Petermug. he touches me in the closet
by trentons bitch January 31, 2023
Get the unclemug. by Especially when you blank November 16, 2023
Get the Uncle Mikemug. by ELBENO99 October 16, 2016
Get the Uncle rubmug. 1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub
2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂
2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂
by messy bun October 13, 2017
Get the phat uncledmug.