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JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?
daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!
JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!
daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!
JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!
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