Waxing The Yak Skin

Furiously, and sometimes violently stimulating the male genitalia

Dude, my girl totally blue balled me and then took off last night, so I went home and was totally waxing the yak skin.

by TehNiZmoGuy May 02, 2011

smooth skin mcgee

a sexist

smooth skin mcgee is evil

by Li´l child March 08, 2019

soap skin

The small, useless piece of used bar soap that never dissolves and stays at the bottom of your shower forever.

I slipped on the soap skin and almost broke my neck.

by Lalapoo4000 March 16, 2024

in for skin

When an individual is ready or prepared to eat or consume food or other things.

Reed: I’m cooking dinner tonight, who would like to join me?
Jake: I’m in for skin!
Reed: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Jake: I’m hungry and ready to be home for when you cook me dinner.

by reedyornothereicome September 19, 2019

skin fencing

The explicit act between two (or more) men in which their erect genitalia come into direct contact.

"Jim and Tony won't be able to make it tonight. They are rather caught up in a bout of skin fencing."

by Cdvkings December 21, 2013

Publix Skin

When your skin is really irritated and you have bad acne

Girl, did you see her publix skin! It’s so irritated, she needs to get it checked out.

by 브리 😉 June 20, 2019

Thick skin

No, you were crying like a bitch a minute ago. About the molested little boy buttholes? And no one coming to save them? Like a bitch.

Hym "You know, it's painful uninteresting listen to people with thick skin talk. You could almost replace everything they say with 'Well I think my religion is correct. I think my religion is correct. You know, my religion has a little something to say about this... And I think it's correct."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024