Self meltdown

A freak out done all alone, by yourself. No one need be near, because this is all you.

She was making a fried egg sandwich and discovered they were small eggs, the ham want wrapped properly and the bread included seeds, which she didn't like. What followed was a self meltdown of epic proportions.

by Brewton September 24, 2022

self snarm

when you harm yourself in the snow

i need to self snarm....the icy winters are calling me....

by danieljohnson January 6, 2024

Self-Spot

The accomplishment of cumming on your own anus.

Big news! I finally managed to self-spot last night.

by Pablo de Mens August 9, 2024

self glaze

The act of being overconfident and complimenting yourself too much

"it'll be over for those bikers on Instagram once I start making reels"

"You might as well be the definition of self glaze"

by Malaysia_178 August 3, 2024

Self Lynching

An unbelievable projected image of self-martyrdom by someone clinging to their position of power. A person who is being hounded by a pack of whistleblowers, and who desperately needs to elicit sympathy from their fanatical, conspiracy believing, racist supporters who need a shred of evidence to activate their support.

All Republicans must remember what they are witnessing here - a Self Lynching.

by mlhiss October 22, 2019

your younger self

Basicly most likely your most cringe memory

Your younger self:waches paw patrol
You now: *cringes

by i honesty have no idea April 26, 2023

Self-Restraint

You know when you just want to catch everything in sight on fire? Or fist fight people with no warning hoping multiple people try to stop you so you can fight them too? Or steal some rich old white guy's third car so you can test it out in a police chase in the middle of the night? Or maybe paint yourself in the blood of a non-descript animal and just walk around in public with a huge smile being way too friendly and close to others for somebody obviously covered in any blood whatsoever? But you think about it and don't even though you have no respect for society's comfort? Yeah. That's the ticket.

I don't care enough to demonstrate self-restraint. I'm in more of a public bondage mood today.

by TerrifiedDad42 May 1, 2022