unorthodox shit

Shit that is irregular, misshapen, out of order, not timely, unconventional, mysterious, non sensible, bass akwards or generally fucked up. May also be a descriptive term for a feces produced after consuming a vegetarian omelette MRE.
Gawd dayum, that's some unorthodox shit!
by Diamond Dave 55 May 29, 2017
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shit gitch

when someones underwear is dirty or is soiled
he has shit gitch
by junglebug1010 September 15, 2014
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blind shit

When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper
John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.
by Jarvisen November 11, 2015
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rate-shit

When a person, place, thing, or idea sucks so bad that it is completely intolerable. You can think of the term "rate-shit" as giving a rating or score to something that sucks so bad, that it cant possibly fit anywhere on a scale of 1 to 10.
example 1- I tried to sharpen this pencil, but the lead keeps breaking and falling out. This pencil is rate-shit.

example 2- My friend, Kyle Martin, had a rate-shit invention idea for a futuristic DVD player.

example 3- The state Montana, found in the northern region of the United States of America, is rate-shit.
by Curtis Maximus October 25, 2009
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Shit Faced

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped
by Zo0_Kepper April 05, 2004
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shit fuck

a term used when you dont have the words to express how you really feel
person A: dude by the way those bumps down there are herpes.
person B: shit fuck!!!!!!!
by nsu22snowdemon November 07, 2002
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shit for brains

A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.

Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.

Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.
Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.

Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.
by Bushwhacked June 25, 2011
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