potato bug

1) A little bug that rolls in on itself when threatened. Kind of cute. It is a conscientious objector - it only defends itself.

2) Also, people have been known to refer to other people by this name - it's crazy, I know.

1) Aw, look. When I blew on that lil' potato bug, it rolled in on itself.

2) (person referring to another person) You're a potato bug.

by IspyAbass September 18, 2009

Potato Texting

When someone texts someone else within their own domicile because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch and speak in person

Liz was potato texting Jared from one room away because she was too lazy and engrossed in ICarly to get her ass of the couch and walk into the other room

by rodroddy May 1, 2010

Potato Kisser

A man with a cold sore developed from kissing potatoes at markets in China.

Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.

by degefo June 6, 2012

Potator

A tator-tot that looks like it had bred with the Terminator. Just a bigger than normal tator-tot.

Yo, dude! Don't minions kinda look like potators?

by Rawrzer February 13, 2014

Potato

The only thing that holds life as we know it together.

"Potato." -Person #1274913514

by MeeseFTW October 30, 2014

Potato

used to describe someone who outwardly exudes zero stimulating personal qualities, usually living a very unexciting and generally boring-as-fuck life; in other words, a quiet, lifeless human who deprives you of solitude without providing you company.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective interchangeably for anyone who possesses the above characteristics.

Used as an adjective:
Girl- "Why did you break up with her, you were together for so long!!!"
Guy- "I just kind of realized we're very different people - I love to live life and just have fun and that's like totally not her at all. I couldn't see myself marrying her. She's too potato for me."

Used as a noun:
Girlfriend- "I'm still not comfortable with your assistant being so pretty, it makes me nervous."
Boyfriend- "Please don't worry, you have nothing to worry about. She's a potato. Not a threat, hunny."

by Fofanzz November 15, 2014

potato shit

When someone takes a shit so large and so round that it looks like an oversized potato

Jeff: yo mother fucker
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie

by Coolguy225 April 8, 2016