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twelve pack

simply someone, some action, some event, something that is absolutely awesome... but only in the way that it is absolutely awesome to laugh at the expense of "twelve pack", of 'i love new york', 'i love money', and 'daisy of love' reality television fame.

like,,, the same way the eighties were awesome.
typically used to mock species of the genus; australopithecus overcompensater bag
<that was totally twelve pack>
<those white electric sunglasses are fully twelve pack>
<this bar is fucking twelve pack>
<when you try to dress like justin timberlake, but end up looking like a jonas brother. you aspire to be twelve pack>
<i never realized it before, but bono is kinda twelve pack>
<the movie top gun____ twelve pack!!>
by ckslick July 29, 2009
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Pacoon

Pubic hair that sticks out from beyond a bikini line
I need to do some manscaping now that my pacoon is out of control.
My wife's pacoon directly reflected the length of the winter.
by Gordon Bundshaft March 9, 2007
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Boof pack

the loudest weed in the world
fuck niggas got that boof pack lets go jugg them .
by @massivecloud_ September 28, 2018
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Fudge Packer

one who packs fudge, on an assembly line. Possibly at a chocolate factory.
Me: Hey, my bro mike just got a job at the chocolate factory.

J: AW DUDE, MIKE'S A FUDGE PACKER
by Evan is Hella Tight April 19, 2008
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Packet

Short version of packeties.

Normally a women addicted to meth and will fuck and suck anyone that will give her a pt or a washie. They're so desperate to get something that she would leave her kids in a hot parked car while she's insides some strange dudes home being fucked by 3 morts so she can get a red.
" Meth Face Maria is is fiending a red dude, imma bring her around..."

"Don't! She's a dirt old packet that will rinse you of your shards when you frank out. The only thing she'll leave behind is her uncapped used fit on your bed which you'll then roll onto, get jabbed and now you have hep c."
by JewSoul April 5, 2020
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Thorsten Pacher

He is the most magnificent, intense, amazing, hardcore, and talented at everything. Some say when he runs the world just spins under his feet. He is without a doubt the pinical of evolution. He is the perfect thing. They say he isn't even human. He has adopted, what he thinks, is an adequate human body, so that he doesn't attract attention.

He is the father of god.
When someone sneezes, you say: "Thorsten Pacher bless you"
by Common Children May 8, 2009
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Packgod

Packgod is a youtube influencer that goes on discord and "packs" them by yelling quick harsh insults at others and he does it quite well, for example against his ex friend "leg" he said this:
Packgod - STFU boy yo name is leg, and tell me how come I threw a boogie bomb into your moms kitchen window and she started twerking on the table while your grandma was getting butt-fucked by 15 tap-dancing chimpanzees singing "Fruit salad, yummy yummy" while your grandpa was having a birthday party with a cockroach and an autistic autobot

or something along those lines, but its also really fast
Average Joe: Packgod, ur trash

Packgod: DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED PICKEN AND PACKEN AND DIPPEN AND DAPPING AND PIPPIN AND PAPPIN AND TIPPIN AND TAPPIN YO BUM ASS RIGHT NOW BOI-
by Short Fat Asian Man February 26, 2023
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