Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
Get the Texas phone call massacremug. by nang4200 May 20, 2021
Get the phone playermug. When u do mdma alone and end up with no battery on ur phone so u plug it in and switch it on to call someone or listen to music. U get confused between the start up screen and shutdown screen and end up switching the phone off when its turning on and switching the phone off when its turning on running out the battery and wasting ur roll looking at ur phone getting pissed off. This is the creator if mdma's way of punishing people for constantly using their phone on mdma and/or take too much so they get confused.
I heard you did a pill on your own the other night, how was it? You weren't answering your phone.
It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.
It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.
by AcidTest2003 October 19, 2019
Get the Phone loopmug. When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
by Real Don August 9, 2022
Get the Phone-Blowiemug. A person who will record or take pictures of people with intention to harass in order to make them look bad.
The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.
Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.
The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.
Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.
I do not have to show my Walmart receipt and I am recording for my own protection.
Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.
Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.
Stop phone badgering in my place of business.
Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.
Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.
Stop phone badgering in my place of business.
by Red Android July 20, 2018
Get the Phone Badgeringmug. by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019
Get the Mums Phonemug. by VEFA July 26, 2024
Get the Thirst phonemug.