A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.
Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.
Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018
Get the Show-Nuts mug.When a Man is having sex with a girl and slips out of his Alpha and retreats. The “BETA” makes him retreat and nut in the thigh. The alpha in him don’t got time for no kids.
by King Leo JLY.23 May 10, 2020
Get the Thigh Nut mug.A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).
"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"
"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."
"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."
"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
by Degg City August 31, 2013
Get the Nut Song mug.the 28th Amendment. Thou has the permission to nut to anyone, regardless of any previous marriage, crush or dating history.
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Get the Mud Nuts mug.After being interrupted during his 4th attempted sex session of the day, Martin had to be hospitalized for his black nut.
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