I emptied my gucci bag all over her face
by wool dog February 06, 2011
by sensidance December 12, 2008
Similar to cheese bagging but highly more violent and somewhat unpleasant in nature. A Male who claims to have done a spot of 'turd bagging' will generally carry himself in a particular manner, unmistakably different to the company of friends he keeps.
Part 1: One hour before anal sex, the male will unload a freshly laid turd onto a plate and place in the freezer.
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging
by Anthony Crane January 26, 2008
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell is a character on the tv show "Prison Break." He is a serial killer and a child molester. He was convicted of 40 counts of kidnap, rape, and murder.
by Theodore B November 10, 2007
by travellingnick October 20, 2006
Eric Cartman had a legal contract saying that he could t-bag kyle in south park. but this was revoked by the government before it went through.
Cartman: kyle, you will suck my balls before this day is over!
Kyle: shut up fat ass, the government said that i don't have to
Cartman: kyle i will t-bag you!!
Kyle: shut up fat ass, the government said that i don't have to
Cartman: kyle i will t-bag you!!
by masterchris101 November 03, 2007
Adj, Noun: Someone who is completly in a hatered spectrum of yours. The person is a total ass and you hate them for how they come out of no where and talk shit about you, even though they cant back it up.
Me:(just sitting there)
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag
by JaYmIsOn February 14, 2006