penis bully

the act of an older gentlemen using his devilish good looks to get away with makes sexually explicit comments, or suggestions to a younger girl.

charming 40 year old: I'm going to finger you in the car!

shy 17 year old: no that's prohibited

charming 40 year old: i don't care

shy 17 year old: you will get bare bottom spankings!

charming 40 year old: you'd just end up sucking my dick

shy 17 year old: ... SHUT UP!

charming 40 year old: hahaha

shy 17 year old: your a penis bully!

charming 40 year old: i'll make that my facebook status.

by allieson715 November 17, 2009

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Penis pianist

A man who can successfully play the piano with his penis.

Did you go to the symphony concert yesterday? They had a penis pianist there!

by fuckinqueenslander June 20, 2008

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penis vein

a large vein in the penis area that becomes very noticable when the subject is aroused or in some cases angry

after my boyfriend found out i cheated on him i could see his penis vein

by krista February 22, 2004

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Penis Luigi

A phrase often uttered in response to something to which you didn't know how to respond; A phrase so nonsensical it immediately wins any argument and bests other nonsense, causing all forms of argument and nonsense to cease due to extreme confusion on everybody's part.

(Please note that there have been rare occasions in which a person who hears 'penis luigi' responds as if it made complete sense, and even agrees with it. This could be due to levels of confusion so high that a brain lesion occurs, causing the hearer to go into a fit of temporary insanity.

Also note that 'penis luigi' seems to have little to no effect on insane persons in general.)

"You're an idiot, skrulls are fucking awesome!"

"Penis luigi."

or

"My hair is a bird. Your argument is--"

"Penis luigi."

by Speeps March 3, 2010

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