make your bed

A practice that is symbolic of laying the groundwork for the day by starting it properly and therefore well.

You really are a better person when you make your bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Shit in Your Showroom

To really mess up someone's day. This might happen if, hypothetically, an elderly gentleman was unable to control his bowel movements while in a car dealership and had some poo drop out of his pants leg and onto the showroom floor. One would expect the resulting hypothetical poo to nauseate employees, run off customers and terrify small children.

Roy - "Dude, I hear Jitzina broke up with you?"
Jay - "Yeah man, it was totally unexpected."
Roy "What are you gonna do?"
Jay - "I don't know man, I'm totally bummed."
Roy - "Sorry, dude, sounds like she really shit in your showroom."

by TheTimD December 16, 2011

at your big age

usually used as an insult. another way of saying "aren't you too old for this?"

Person A: Guys! Look at my new stuff animals I got for Christmas!
Person B: Your still getting toys at your big age?

by frogscotch December 29, 2021

Wipe your mouth

When someone is defending/supporting a public figure who doesn’t even know or care who they are. Not just any sort of defending/supporting, we’re talking dickriding.

Dickrider (DR): Elon is such a relatable guy. He posts memes and shitposts. He’s one of us!! He’s gonna bring freedom to twitter and end censorship!! :O

Non-DR: Wipe your mouth, please sir.

by AverageNonDickRider April 15, 2022

busting your balls

Too give your friends a hard time. To make fun of or tease them for some reason in a friendly manner.

Dude don't take the joke so seriously, I was just busting your balls.

by ispillthingz March 3, 2017

rock your shit

To warn somebody that you will fight them.
To say that you will fight somebody.

Yo, don't fucking play with me, I will rock your shit.

by Eamani June 24, 2006

Butter your potato to your own liking

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.

Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.

by Mohgzilla February 24, 2023