mike wong

Cindy: hey, who's that new guy? He's cute.
Lisa: I don't know, just some Mike Wong
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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Drink Drugin Mike

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.
SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.
by TOTEMIR January 08, 2022
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Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.
Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.
by August 26, 2022
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Moscow Mike

The nickname for Republican speaker of the house in the US Congress, Mike Johnson. He was granted this title on social media platforms and critics for blocking desperately needed military aid to Ukraine from his inception as speaker in October 2023 to April 2024, when he scheduled a vote. He is known to be beholden to fringe MAGA members of the GOP, who are sympathetic to Russia and were even accused of peddling Kremlin talking points verbatim by moderate GOP members, due to former President Donald Trump's election campaign.

This nickname originates from Moscow Mitch, when in 2018, the Department of the Treasury established sanctions against Russian oligarch, Oleg Deripaska, who is known to be an influential and powerful ally to the Kremlin, along with other Russian oligarchs. Democrats moved to enforce the sanctions against Deripaska but were defeated by the Mitch McConnell led GOP majority.
Moscow Mike wants Russia to win!
MoscowMike is trending in X
by irongron April 16, 2024
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Mike Ferguson

An angry chef who despises phones and people who cook differently
Quit being a Mike Ferguson and get the right ingredients
by Nigel JD February 07, 2022
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Mike Fisher

1. A man that's always making smart ass remarks.

2. A man who exposes and speaks the truth of everyone.

3. The most disliked man on the internet.
Mike Fisher, bad things happen to bad people.
by Really Bad Person August 11, 2018
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