Matthew

A real piece of shit, that one cracker-ass emo kid who loves Green Day and gets absolutely no pussy

I met this one guy at school who was an absolute joke, his name was Matthew

by stumpycrumpy December 12, 2021

Matthew

Guy who likes to tactical spoon.

I need to tactical spoon with Matthew to stay warm

by Tactical spoon February 3, 2022

Matthew

Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science

Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught

by Lonely_Biatch October 2, 2021

Matthew Seely

A candidate that lives 100 miles from the district he’s running in.

Alt:
A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.

The guy that nobody likes acts like a Matthew Seely.

by Make America Great Again Again July 17, 2022

matthew

An adorable guy who will make you laugh and smile, lots of winks, cute laugh, usually with blond hair and blue eyes, perfect blue eyes, he's a team player, he isn't afraid to stand out or be noticed, even if you aren't friends he's still nice to you, if you're his girlfriend, then damn you're lucky.

Matthew is so perfect.

Look at Matthews eyes.

I wish Matthew was mine.

by pffffttttt_fuck.off November 17, 2017

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016

Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.

Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger

by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023