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Matthew Iraqi

Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.
by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023
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Matthew

A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.

Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.
"Did you take my BCAAs?"
"No. I don't even workout."
"Oh God. I think it's the Matthew.
by Ch0ngz November 23, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew (AKA Matty Ice) is athletic AF and loves to fuck wit this girl... and has been. SSHHHH
his instagram is @mkloecknerjr
Matthew likes to be himself
by kalmista April 2, 2019
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Matthew

They are crazy and can sometimes be mean but in the end they are very nice. They are also a bit lazy AT HOME but when it comes to sports or when they're at other places they aren't very lazy. They are actually pretty good at sports. They also try to get you to do things for them. They do help you though.
Matthew is good at sports.
by KayWinter December 28, 2019
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matthew ireland

A small boy with a head shaped like a Dorito ,Someome who likes to graft girls
*new girl walks in the room*
Matthew Ireland :Do you want to graft?
by 12Bendywendy December 10, 2017
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Matthew kelly

Matthew Kelly is a very dumb Asian boy who is a great at rapping. Matthew Kelly has just released his new album on Spotify. He likes to watch prawns in class, especially religion
Look it's Matthew Kelly, such a great rapper.
by Henti lover November 23, 2021
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Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason

6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2
Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
by maksammich August 29, 2019
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