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how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? 

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.
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You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen 

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

I'm Your Tuna Fish Sandwich 

From the blues classic - slang for sexual availability.

"Free tonight?"
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich."
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich, spoon me on your bread.
I'm your tuna sandwich baby, best to eat in bed."

Stephen M. Green

Stephen M. Green is that American YouTuber, right?
Stephen M. Green by KRJ_YT August 29, 2021

i'm not here to fuck spiders 

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"
At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

Fuck this shit I'm out 

When shit gets confusing, people tend to sing this upon exiting the room.
Man Number 1: *starts talking about computer stuff*
Man Letter A: *singing* FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Yeaaahh, me to
I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google