Light my wick

Impress me. Excite me. Fill me with enthusiasm.

To see you standing on one leg, drinking a glass of beer while reciting a Shakespearian sonnet, doesn't exactly Light my wick.

by Skumpy December 7, 2015

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gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

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glare from the lights

Spunk. Jitter. Man glue. Sperm.

'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.

by Wombletwat May 18, 2017

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head lighting

Driving to a known regular car sex location and high beaming the cars to catch people out on their dirty deads.

Brad: 'yo man, wanna go head lighting?'

Connor: 'yeah dude, let's go catch some dirties!'

by TheBigCahoona May 18, 2014

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Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.

"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"

by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021

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