clown kick

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.

As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.

by klownposse June 7, 2017

kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 7, 2010

Kick Foes

To remove yourself from the situation or scenario

“Aye bruh this function is wack as fuck , im gonna kick foes”

by Yungroach January 14, 2020

Camel Kick

A kick in Football using the outside of the foot, rotating the leg at the knee, raised as in a back heel, but then swung forward, striking the ball forward or looping it over any in coming player..

Ronaldinho utilised Camel kicks alot.

by MR. E TU November 29, 2023

kick the dog

when you drug your kitvhen witch with alcohol

can we kick the dog

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

roundhouse karate chop kick drop spin

What someone will do when you tell them they are bad at baseball.

You better shut your ugly ass face about my baseball skillz before I roundhouse karate chop kick drop spin on your dick!

by DisManz April 19, 2018

kick her to the kerb

The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.

To get your woman out of your life.

If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!

by MaxBrit February 6, 2015