18 January

The day T and N make 6 months together, THAT’S LIKE HALF AN YEAR MFFFF!!! Damn

Person 1: “wow how long have u guys been together?”

N: “on 18 January we’re making HALF. AN. YEAR. “

by Wtfchickennugget January 15, 2021

january 28th

My mf birthday. Kinda sucks tho because it’s in winter.

“I can’t wait for january 28th!”
“what’s january 28th?”
“Makia shaffers mf birthday”

by mswaggyshaff November 24, 2021

January 26

Australia Day is the official national day of Australia. Observed annually on 26 January, it marks the 1788 landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove and raising of the Union Flag by Arthur Phillip following days of exploration of Port Jackson in New South Wales

Girl 1:Hey look it's January 26
Guy 1:that's Australia's national day!

by YOIadanah June 30, 2022

Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)

They're slutty and they like it (with consent, always ask consent)

Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today

by Mirt January 7, 2024

January 4th

Hair Appreciation Day! Wear your natural hair down for the day and love your hair however it is!

“Oh it’s January 4th, Hair Appreciation Day let’s leave my hair down and just love and accept it!

by Kal_iscool January 3, 2024

January 31

A day where boyfriends get to slap their girlfriends ass

Boyfriend: *slaps ass*
Girlfriend: what was that for

Boyfriend: it’s January 31st

by MariBakugouSimp January 23, 2022

January 17th

On January 17th/be confident day, you post pictures of you to show your beautiful self off

Oh it’s January 17th let me post pictures of me really quick

by Yourfriend12302 January 16, 2021