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Jacob

Jacob usually a really hot sexy guy who acts super tough but can be a real softy he is a fuck boy but he is always loyal. he has a big dick and is down to smash, he loves to flirt and is definitely a keeper if meet a jacob def get to know him and chances are you'll love him but he probablywon't ask you out so you need to take charge and ask that sexy beast out!
girl1: omg jacob is so freaking hot!
girl2: i know
girl1: i think he likes me but idk if he's gonna ask me out...
girl2: then ask him before another girl takes him
girl1: okay
by eat_my_pussy_please June 24, 2018
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Jacob

person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION
by reeeee vs oof May 4, 2019
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Jacob

Person 1: Hey my friends name starts with the letter Jacob.

Person 2: Yo shut yo bitch ass up you for real!
by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019
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jacob and cameron

when combined the two of them are douchebags who are horrible at playing games and only know how to whine and complain. go cry to your mommy bitch...
person 1: oh they're cute

person 2: oh that's jacob and cameron... they'd stab you in the back before you can even say hello
by koran valdisack August 12, 2023
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Jacob Caplan

Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.
jacob Caplan is so hot i just want him to fuck me allready.
by Gelatinouscuber March 25, 2025
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Jacob

Damn Jacob fuckin pulls bro
by Jacob___69_420 November 1, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.
"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."
by a simple guy July 20, 2022
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