Shit's Silly

when the impossible suddenly becomes possible. often used when something unimaginable occurrs.

During the 2001 World Series, Game 4. Yankees Vs. Diamondbacks. Diamondbacks lead by two runs, bottom of the ninth, two outs. One man on. Tieing run at the plate.
Boy 1: Yo, callin' this right here. Tino knocks one out of the park. I feel it yo.
Boy 2: Get the fuck out of here. That shits never gonna happen yo.
Tino goes long.
Boy 1: Holy shit! what'd i tell you.
Boy 2: Fuck dude, shit's silly right there, shit is fucking silly.

by Pensky May 17, 2006

shit is bananas

A term coined in Gwen Stefani's fun track 'Holler back girl'.

your shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

by Shikuanne August 1, 2008

Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

by JohnCap May 17, 2006

sandnigger shit

a good saying to use when u get pissed and are talking to a sandnigger

The line at Mcdonalds

Caucasion guy (nerd); excuse me, do fries come with that?

sandnigger; bitch nigga shit you damn nerd, MOVE

nerd; sandnigger shit, I was here first

sandnigger; ok, you've got it nerdlegs, I don't want to beat your ass, ill get nerd juice on my clothes.

by sandnigger%! July 30, 2013

Shit Faced

being totaly smashed out of your mind

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped

by Zo0_Kepper April 5, 2004

shit fuck

a term used when you dont have the words to express how you really feel

person A: dude by the way those bumps down there are herpes.
person B: shit fuck!!!!!!!

by nsu22snowdemon November 7, 2002

shit for brains

A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.

Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.

Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.

Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.

Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.

by Bushwhacked June 28, 2011