The Muddy Goat 

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".

Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom

The Muddy Goat by the stanky leg April 5, 2009

Stuck to the goat 

When you make a decision that leads to a disastrous consequence, or mess up something really bad.

I went home with that women from the bar last night and the next morning I was really stuck to the goat.

Man, when you jumped your bike off that ramp, you were stuck to the goat.

Stuck to the goat by Lokie2517 April 4, 2011

like a goat 

When something is occurring that is quite grandiose or even just plain crazy.

As it was snowing hard outside and visibility was poor, Todd exclaimed, "It's snowing like a goat!"

like a goat by GlenYudismaki February 24, 2014

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

I have a goat in my garden. by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex

I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat

grunting like a goat by DT94 May 31, 2016

bren the goat 

He's a ladies man all thea hoes like him a good person at times bad attitude but a nice person good at sports loves basketball

I want to be like Bren the goat one day

bren the goat by Brenhuncho January 13, 2017

Paralysed baby goat

She is a loud and adventurous majestic creature who loves salted caramel ice cream. She also loves the borg queen and she hates the word tayce

Paralysed baby goat face timed borg queen

Paralysed baby goat by Borg queen January 7, 2017