Kyles Dad

This is something that is not real. It's left when Kyle was 2.

"Hey whats something thats fake"
"What"
"Kyles Dad"

by BOFA Research FoundationTM October 3, 2018

Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.

Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."

by Flimflambam October 5, 2018

Dad

Someone who leaves you at age 5

Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019

Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is my dad.

by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is dad.

by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

DADS

day after drinking shits.

Last night was wild. Got a bad case of the DADS this morning...

by grillmaster21 July 10, 2019

Dad

Emotional Distance

Dad went to the store,, never saw him again

by Karkalicious Def. July 14, 2019