"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"
"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"
"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"
by AllKindzOfGainz March 3, 2020

by big wock November 1, 2018

A man that once had a son. A dishonorable man that may or may not be gone faster than you can say “we’re out of milk”
by Pappy tism February 10, 2025

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback with the milk
by urmomissofattts October 28, 2022

by 459395 March 18, 2023

No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.
by RuralFervor February 10, 2022
