Swamp Donkey 

A Democrat deeply rooted in dirty or underhanded Washington DC politics.

Did you see that new Democratic Congresswoman?
Yeah... I hope she doesn't end up being a swamp donkey...

Swamp Donkey by PhoenixAscendant April 2, 2019

Swamp Donkey 

Corrupt Democrat (Influencer, Journalist, Lawyer, Leader, Lobbyist, News Anchor, News Reporter, Politician) who is a member of “the swamp”

It would be nice if Donald trump got rid of all those swamp donkeys before leaving office.

Swamp Donkey by HD9900 November 6, 2020

Wonky Donkey 

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.

He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey

Wonky Donkey by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021

Up Your Donkey 

"Up your donkey" is a phrase meaning "Make today count." In other words, the days are numbered, oblivion is inevitable, and therefore live in the moment.

Caroline: Hey, Jacob! Up your donkey!

Jacob: Thanks Caroline! Right back at you.

Up Your Donkey by crimescenepineapples September 10, 2014

Feed the donkey

Fingering someones asshole

I was going to feed the pony, but she was on the rag, so i had to feed the donkey instead.

Feed the donkey by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017

throw down in donkey town 

When 2 gay guys decide to ram each others ass in bed.

Guy one: "Wanna throw down in donkey town?"
Guy two: "HELL YEAH"

throw down in donkey town by Big Daddy Senpai August 27, 2018

Dust the Donkey 

When you are sitting next to your friend on small couch, and you believe they may have passed gas you may politely ask them if they dusted the donkey.

Friend 1: PFFFFT!!!
Friend 2: Hey man, did you dust the donkey?
Friend 1: Oh yeah sorry man I should have warned you.

Dust the Donkey by Lobstah_711 December 8, 2018