Chinese lane change

When a driver turns on their blinker in one direction, then immediately changes lanes in the opposite direction.

I had to slam on the brakes because the car in front of me pulled a Chinese lane change.

by philfodih February 8, 2026

Chinese teacher

1 Often a woman or man who lets you off even if you forget to bring things or doesn't listen on lessons. 2 But their lessons are extremely boring and they are often communists and loves China.

1
Student A: Phew that Chinese teacher let me off fucking hell, man.
Student B: The fuuckkk?? The Spanish teacher just gave me a H- for breathing! I didnt even know that was possible!!!
2
Chinese teacher: China is a good country blah blah blah
5 hours later...
Chinese teacher: Plays Chinese national anthem

by Dabookwyrm February 17, 2026

Chinese or Japanese

Chinese or Japanese is a question commonly asked to Asians when asking where they're from. This is often regarded as offensive due to the generalization of Asian people.

Person 1: So are you Chinese or Japanese?
Person 2: I've lived in California for the last twenty years but I'm from Laos.

by areni1 March 7, 2026

Chiken

Mr Alex’s way of saying chicken.

Hey Mr. Alex, I would like some chiken pls.

by Mr mini bananas March 17, 2026

Chinese Goodbye

Opposite to an irish goodbye, it is when someone says their goodbyes to everyone at the party but end up hanging around 20-30min longer after to help the host clean up some, like gathering recycling and taking it out or doing some of the dishes. A typical behaviour trained into a good Chinese son / daughter from youth.

What is Tiffany still doing here? I thought she said she was leaving. Oh — she gave us a chinese goodbye. She's just helping do the dishes before she heads out.

by c00lc00lc00l March 29, 2026

Chineseify

Verb.

The act of turning another person or yourself Chinese. Typically done by chinese witchcraft, evil fucked up homophobic Chinese witchcraft, or, Chinese spray.

"Either I need glasses, or someone Chineseified Harold."

"Last night I was Chineseified!"

"Mikes being a real asshole, me and the guys are gonna Chineseify him later."

by Harvard Definitions November 10, 2025

Chinese language

A slang term referring English as tonal language (read: the language where the tone and the intonation influence the meaning of a sentence), e.g. "You want to eat." v.s. "You want to eat?"

I never realized English could be like a Chinese language until I heard someone ask, 'You want to eat?' with such different tones—turns out it totally changes the meaning!

by Emotional Cruiser November 20, 2025