Bleedy Bum

when bum seeps out of a persons ass after consumption of too much MSG

Man I have bad bleedy bum, I need to stop eating all that MSG

by 112 HP crew September 4, 2009

Bum Smasher

Someone that is a complete idiot and is in fact so stupid you feel they could walk around backwards smashing their bum into everything without realizing how stupid it is.

Did you see that report David produced? Yeah it was awful... He's such bum smasher.

by Reformation January 16, 2010

bum-tastic

When Something is so cheap and hilarious that it is described as bum- tastic. Usually used to describe good for nothings, slobs, and lazy assholes.

guy 1: Did you clean your room and brush your teeth today?
guy 2: No, I have a life you know!
guy 1: Thats bum-tastic!

by NotABum October 20, 2009

bum jacket

The build up of gas in ones underwear from constant flatulence, covering the bum region, and often providing warmth and comfort.

I have a thick bum jacket after the curry last night.

by Nellenick January 16, 2011

Sausage bum

Male genital area, the male version of 'front bum'

Suck my sausage bum!

by jixx1mal May 3, 2011

Beanie Bum

A boy who is beyond the nexus of ''fat'' or ''obese'' and has a strange appearance mehbeh a mole or a Wanna be Justin Bieber. It's basically a fat person Insult Directed at the size of an ass.

HAY HO. -Throws stones at person- HAY LOOK EVERYBODY ITZ A BEANIE BUM!!!

by Culleim November 29, 2010

Bum Spiders

1. When sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your bum. This spider could be aiming to actually get inside your bum, therefore becoming a bum spider.

2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.

Helena: "DAMN there's a spider going towards your ass!"

Doug: "SHIT damn bum spiders!!"

by HelenaLexxiFoxxx September 29, 2010