blue waffle

the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW

Adam: dude! Mariah had too much sex and got a blue waffle!
Mark: ugh dude! gross!

by bobbybobb June 18, 2010

Blue Waffle

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.

Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."

by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

Blue Blood

Old school slang for common folks back in medieval times. Those of low class work in hard labor (agricultural) and spending majority of the time being exposed to the sun; so they tan. Where as the high class folks do nothing, but stay inside their homes; getting paler. So pale that their skin become--as some say like alabaster, that you can see their blue veins through their skin. Thus the word "Blue Blood".

it doesn't matter how hard your dad works, you'll never be a Blue Blood like us.

by cinnamonbon June 23, 2009

blue falcon

Blue Falcon
(noun) (Pejorative)
1. One who does not help his/her fellow soldier, and or one who intentionally gets another soldier in trouble. 2a person who has put other friends family soldiers and or country in harm's way or a potential negative result situation.
synonym: "buddy fucker," "Bravo Foxtrot" is also used and has the same meaning.
This phrase is a fine example of a Minced Oath an expression that is spoken that resembles a profanity and has subsequently removed the untoward harshness of the original expression.

Mike didn't get selected for a promotion so instead of aspiring to do better and work harder to get the position he tried to humiliate his boss Gene, who was his friend at the time, in public to Genes Bosses so that Gene would get fired and be replaced by someone more friendly to Mike.
Mike is a True Blue Falcon.

Some other examples of a minced oath TV show Battlestar Galactica uses the work frack instead of fuck.

Have you ever wondered why so many phrases of surprise start with a G? e.g. Minced Oath
old phrases:
Cheese 'n' crackers got all muddy (Jesus Christ, God All mighty)
Good grief = Good God
Gosh darned = God damned
Golly = God
Great Googly Moogly = Good God and Mother

by No Klue December 24, 2008

Blue Ivy

1. Beyonce and Jay-Z's new baby.
2. a science fiction STD.

1. "Wow Blue Ivy, your play room looks Sasha Fierce!"
2. "The entire Marcabian fleet was infected with the blue ivy after paying a visit to Snookizord, the harpy with 1000 vaginas."

by Scandalous Randlby January 9, 2012

Blue Horn

Term used when screaming that something tight has been caught around an erect penis

Jesus Christ Jonny this goat is giving me a total Blue Horn. Get it off!!!

by Dazza April 8, 2003

blue wave

Expression which describes the upcoming Democratic landslide in the November midterm elections. Deplorable trumptard Congressmen will become extinct, and inbred trumptards everywhere will cry a lot.

" These fucking ignorant trumptards make me sick!"

" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018