beached whale

when on a beach (preferred, but may also partake away from the beach)when a woman is on her knees and forearms and her hands are in the praying position, and the guy kneels behind and proceeds to stick his wang into her anal orphace until he gets sand (or excrement)on his member, therefore being (beached)

michelle cheated on tyler when she gave EJ a beached whale, which caused him to always look guilty.

by andyland June 19, 2004

Chesapeake Beach

A lovely small town located in Northern Calvert county Maryland. There are beautiful scenic views of the Chesapeake Bay & Fishing Creek. You can enjoy nature walks and birding on near by trails. There is a nice boat launch next to the water park. Many places to eat & enjoy yourself. Slots machines are available in several great restaurants. Best plowed roadways in the winter. The community is very friendly & has great family activities. If you ever wanted to be involved with a community that is social, works together and has your back this is the place to be!

Chesapeake Beach is a great place to visit & live!

by lookup_4_5seconds February 12, 2022

Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.

P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!

by pinetard January 5, 2010

Bleaching the scene

Masturbating while at a crime scene where a murder has taken place.

Rubbing one out.

I always bleach the scene before going out on dates.

I make it a habit of bleaching the scene before I go out on dates.

by Sebastain Fisher July 28, 2010

bleachin

when black people modify how it is that they sound, in order to sound more "white"

My frends in the hood always give me a hard time because of how I answer the phone at work. They'll call me and be like "stop bleachin, it's me. you don't gotta answer like that".

by veinteuno February 14, 2014

bleachers quarterback

A fierce, know-all football barracker who probably couldn't take the simplest catch himself, but freely sprouts advice as if he is a super star. (1950s)

The game was spoiled by some idiot bleachers quarterback sitting right behind us. He didn't shut up for the entire game.

by G Schymkiw October 25, 2014

bleachzilla

The personification of Levi Ackerman when he senses there is any speck of dirt

Hanji: *litters*
*distant screams* *stomping*

Levi: Listen here motherfucker, pick this shit up or this broom goes so far up your ass you'll be sweeping as you walk for the rest of your life--

Erwin: Look, you've released Bleachzilla...

by fandom trash July 26, 2016