Noodle Texting

Texting while noodle grooving

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....

by Puddle guts October 8, 2023

Text length

Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.

Friend: "Johnny's really cool."

Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."

by Jwil August 31, 2013

Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

Text Tripping

Text Tripping is when text messages are being sent faster than they can be replied to so that the conversation becomes confusing and disoriented.

My girlfriend was so excited about her new job that she was sending me so many text messages I couldn't keep up with the response I said to her girlfriend stop text tripping I can't keep up.

by Texttripper January 17, 2024

Texting Battles

When you encounter misunderstandings with your partner via texting in messengers. This occurs when either one of them communicates wrong or send broken texts or use of offensive words leading to fight and detachment

He is vulnerable to texting battles and finally had decided to uninstall all messenger applications from his smartphone.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk December 6, 2016

Text Relationship

When two people mostly text instead of talking to each other in person. When talking in person can be extremely awkward.

Kayla : Jude, get out of your comfort zone and actually talk to someone! Stop having a text relationship!

by kaylllllaaaaaa&judddditthhh September 24, 2017

Text Following

When you are text-walking with a friend and follow them without noticing your direction.

I walked right into the men's bathroom because I was text following him

by Texter87 January 15, 2011