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Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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text official

text of·fi·cial

Where a relationship is established as official based on the habitual occurrence of text message communications.
If she is going to text you first thing after work, that's text official.
by Ryan Whitney January 8, 2018
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Cross Texting

The act of texting someone on multiple social media sites in the same moment. Leaving them confused or irritated most of the time.
Billy: Yo, why the hell did you text me on snap, instagram and facebook all at the same time? We just got done texting on insta.

Jimothy: Sorry for the Cross Texting. I thought I could get your attention by that quicker.

Example 2:
*George has a conversation with Walter on snapchat, as soon as they stop talking, George sends Walter memes on Instagram, George checks facebook and sees messages from Walter from over an hour ago, deciding to answer him there now.*

Walter: Can you stop Cross Texting me all the damn time!

George: Sorry, I do it religiously.
by v1ruzes December 9, 2023
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Bitch Text

A text sent to force another person to accept what the sender wants without allowing input from the person receiving the text. Such A text is designed to be a way for the sender to establish a result they want regardless of how it will impact others, while not allowing the recevier of the text to have any input.
Joe sent a Bitch Text to his Mother who was expecting Joe to drop off her Grandson to visit indicating “wondering if would be ok if we cancel because I am tired, I appreciate your cooperation.”
by Sudden Sam June 28, 2025
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Text for your header

really fun, very good game

from youtube comment by Elias Bernstein on Danny Gonzalez' video Awful Game Ads On Instagram 3
yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total text for your header
by ooõoooooooooo June 1, 2019
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Bottom Text

When you can’t think of something good to match the top text.
Holy I’m gonna

Bottom Text
by hydrofungus July 29, 2023
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Text insecurity

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.
I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021
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