tech-ditzy

(Pronouned Tek-ditsee) An adjective describing someone who is slow to catch on to any uses of technology.

The tech-ditzy gentleman lifted his mouse in the air and moved it around and around like a play airplane, hoping this would move the cursor on the computer screen.

by suzannadanna May 18, 2011

Techassacre

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre of technology. When technology is being so uncooperative that you just want to take a chainsaw to it.

Bob: My iPod, phone AND laptop are all spazzing out and won't work properly.
Bill: It's a Techassacre.

by saresare93 November 14, 2011

Teaching Guitar

The act of having sex with the person you are teaching.

i was Teaching Guitar to Sarah over the summer.

by Limpzad November 29, 2011

techenamor

1. enamoration with technology no matter how useless, expensive, or destructive.

Techenamor is to a nerd as sex is to a normal teenage boy!

by ad-92129 August 18, 2011

Techdude365

A YouTuber that makes somewhat help full videos on computers ans all that good stuff. Also the host of www.techdude365.com

How to install Windows with a flash drive!
How to jail break and unlock your iPhone!
Techdude365
and more...

by Ayusu September 20, 2012

Teachered

verb. The past tense of teaching something.

See taught.

Most kids in China don't have a secure attachment to their parents because their parents have "teachered" them to be independent and not rely on them.
taught

by Mama' Sq'rrel October 18, 2012

teachertalk

When one thinks he/she is the smartest person in the room and feels they have to explain everything that comes out of their mouth to the "dumb" ones.

Nigel: We should call our dog Pavlov.
Tammy: Lol
Nigel: You know cause every time the phone rings he thinks it's time to eat.
Tammy: Did you really have to use "teachertalk" with me?
Nigel: Thought you didn't know.
Tammy *frustrated after being done this way day after day*: I'll ask you if I don't know something. Please don't proceed to explain everything to me. I'm not stupid.

by tammymc666 January 18, 2013