Twat

Twat means a fool

Ben:i don't know what 1+1 is
Jake: youre a twat

by B3nMi113r061999 February 7, 2019

Cage of twats

Collective noun used to describe a Office or Meeting Room where multiple Electrician's reside and conduct business. The meaning of the term has been around for more than a century being derived from electrical/induction pioneer Michael Faraday's Cage experiment.

"Oi Ryan its time for that boring meeting over in the Cage of twats."

by RoboMech February 9, 2019

TWAT

A twat is a Pregnant Goldfish

That girl looks like a twat! Stating she looks like a pregnant goldfish

by Litzoh February 15, 2019

Twat

A term used to describe, idiots, mongoloids, fucktards, dickhead and knobheads mainly the people who walk around in full Adidas tracksuits.

KSI is a TWAT, Queen Elizabeth the 2nd is a TWAT

by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie February 19, 2019

knob twat

Knob Twat - someone who is a complete dick and cunt at the same time.

Can also be a fucking big Knob twat

See that guy over there? He is the biggest knob twat I’ve ever met.

by Cheekygirl69 September 10, 2018

Train set twat

A middle aged cretin who dwells in there attic playing with train sets To avoid interacting with the misses due to the underlying hatred of her driven by the fact she spends all his money on new shoes and cars to impress her boss so she can get filled in.

‘Hows that train set twat’ who cares get your cock out.

by Bneth September 11, 2018

Pikey Twat

Basically means white trash cunt.

Everyone in this city is a pikey twat.

by RaginRedBull September 12, 2018