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Fish smashing 

The act of killing every fish in the game of minecraft or just fucking with them in general
Greg:Bro I think I have a problem
Alan:What's wrong?
Greg:I'm addicted to fish smashing
Alan:What's that,you have a fetish or something?
Greg:No I just harass the fish in Minecraft and bully them.
Fish smashing by Sp1cy Boi October 2, 2019
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Alabama Smashing

a term that tipically refers to sexual relations between family members in the state of alabama.
"do you know whats going on between nancy and her cousin john", "no, what?", "i think they are alabama smashing"
Alabama Smashing by lara lynn July 24, 2020

Sami-smashed 

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "sami-smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.
"Is that guy drunk? No, mate he is sami-smashed!"
Sami-smashed by sirferris January 26, 2021

fordashy smashes bitches 

a really smelly and garbage man
his cum tastes garbage and his dick is 2 mm
he gives the worst blowjobs and puts milk before cereal
fordashy smashes bitches, well uhh, umm, gulp gulp gulp, also you are Floccinaucinihilipilification, anyways bye bitch

Get Smashed

Yo, I heard that he was about to get smashed but his girl got taken!

Creamy stuff for smashed tatoes 

Whatever makes a snowball is what make the smashed tatoes tastey and creamy.
How did you make these smashed tatoes so creamy?
The stuff from a snowball makes the creamy stuff for smashed tatoes. I like snowball. I like smashed tatoes. They are yummy.

Quantum Dick Smashing 

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!