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Never ending Shower

Where when a person is about to cum they put there balls into a small container of cold water to keep back the cum. Eventually after doing it many times the person can't hold it back so it seems like it's a never ending shower of cum.
Bobby: Yesterday I had a good never ending shower going and it took like 5 minutes to finish!
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Go take a shower 

On our bus, taking a shower means masturbating...especially if your name is will. Yeah, will, we all know it's true.

-julie-
"I'm gonna go take a shower...I'll talk to you tomorrow."
"But, will, you have taken like five showers today..."
"Yeah, well...i gotta go take a shower."
"Well, go have fun taking a shower"
Go take a shower by Julie G. February 26, 2008

Chinese Shower

When a girl is giving a guy head and he deepthroats her causing her to vomit all over his penis.
Guy1:Fuck man! This bitch just chinese showered me
Guy2:Haha dumbass
Chinese Shower by Horny-Guy January 5, 2006

polish shower 

When a man pisses into the wind.
Man, on that road trip last week we were in the middle of nowhere so I pulled over to take a leak and accidently gave myself a polish shower.
polish shower by kmike566 January 6, 2008

ben franklin shower 

layin in the sun so uv rays kill the b.o.
jim took a ben franklin shower to wash the skank off after slamin your mom all night

Polish Reverse Shower Head 

While your chick is taking a shower. Wait until she is washing the soap out of her face and has the shower head hitting her in the face. While she is blinded by the soap and water you put a second warm stream on her back by pissing on her.
My girl was washing her hair and yelled " you better not be giving me a polish reverse shower head." After she excepted it she just told me not to piss in her hair.

Paisley shower 

When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.
After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...
Paisley shower by marka March 9, 2005