RUSSIAN BOTulism

Making drastic assertions (statements without evidence) in support of Donald Trump, such as would be made by a Russian bot. While many statements are, not all such statements are made by actual Russian bots.

Examples of Russian BOTulism:

“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”

“Did you notice the tide of Russian Botulism during the DNC? I was watching it on Facebook and pizza emojis kept showing up in the comments.”

“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“

by beckynot September 25, 2020

Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd

That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night

by Jay Bizzel February 07, 2022

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Russian podcast

A scenario where you queue into a cs:go match and you only hear some random russians screaming in russian.

"Oh fuck we have a Russian podcast we're going to lose

by water:/ March 05, 2024

Russian quesadilla

When a man punches your fart box and you poop an a tortilla and you cook it

I just had the best Russian quesadilla

by Sarms user March 22, 2022

russian seatbelt

Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.

1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.

2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.

by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014