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Ask the cow!

The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.
by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024
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Snowing Cows and Chicken

It's raining cats and dogs because cats and dogs fight = chaos, hence the heavy 'chaos' rain. Snowing cows and chickens because cartoon 'Cow and chicken', they get along...cold and water get along = unity, hence the heavy 'unity' snow. =3
pfft! it's freezing at almost 2am, looking at pink sky - it's a blizzard, snowing cows and chicken...
by Bard Baker January 25, 2013
mugGet the Snowing Cows and Chickenmug.

Cancer Cow

A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!
Cancer Cow really should 'fess up about her diagnosis.
by Squiggers62 July 24, 2024
mugGet the Cancer Cowmug.

vain cow

“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)

1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”

a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.

2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.
Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”
by shaolint July 19, 2023
mugGet the vain cowmug.

Cow

That's a cow.
by Morou May 31, 2019
mugGet the Cowmug.

Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class
Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?
by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024
mugGet the Cow burgermug.

high cow

When a attending a function in the leather community and you wear nothing BUT your best leathers
I wanted to go to that dinner with Tom from finland but it was going to be a high cow event
by LeatherOtter November 2, 2017
mugGet the high cowmug.

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