The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.

Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*

by Tsu Nami-Chan July 7, 2022

Good Morning

A phase you use when seeing Jim Moortgat no matter what time of the day it is.

Good morning coach Jim Moortgat

by ConCole July 14, 2022

Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022

Squirrel Morning

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.

"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.

by Drone24601 August 6, 2022

Nathan Manning

The Lord of beans. If you are a Nathan you are probably ginger. You like to play fortnite and are very noncey. If u are a Nathan minors are your favorite hobby

You are such a Nathan for approaching that minor. Being a Nathan Manning isn't a good title to hold

E.g. You and a Jamie cream all over anime pillows

by Nathan Manning December 7, 2022

Peyton Manning

When doing a girl from behind, right before you cum, yell "OMAHA" and pull out and cum in her ass instead.

This girl told me she wasn't on the pill so I pulled a Peyton Manning and called an audible.

by GeraltPovino December 8, 2022

Mythical Morning

A sex act where the woman, while in reverse cowgirl, right at the time of orgasm for the man, screams out "it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!"

"Yeah, me and Kim just tried a mythical morning, good way to start my day!"

by Lechonk December 11, 2022