Matthew

A big man from the streets of Grimsby who lives in a box and likes men and gets it up the behind and loves the French

He is a bit of Matthew

by Toiletnuker69 May 31, 2022

Matthew

A fucking fat ass who sits at his computer all day and uses his twin for clout

Ugh our discord mod is matthew?

by Obamni July 6, 2025

Matthew driver

A full explanation of a bad driver

Geez that guy can't drive, what a Matthew driver

by kyliieanne January 8, 2022

Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day

Matthew Taylor is a wanking shithead

by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022

matthew sturnioloK

The reason my girlfriend dosent love me

Her: OMG I LIVE MATT STURNIOLO
Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended…
Me:…

Unboyfriended = sad 🖤💔🙁✌️👎🏽

by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023

matthew gleeson

A really nice guy who was skinny, weak and a gamer, is now a really nice, smart, determined hot dude and loves his sports.

That guy is such a Matthew Gleeson.
Matthew Gleeson is the nicest guy ever.

by Drtustdyj September 15, 2017

Matthew

Someone who has an untidy or disheveled appearance; lacking neatness or order.

This guy dresses like such a Matthew!

by birdieswoo July 17, 2024